Make Rush Limbaugh Mad (madder) by Hoping President Barack Obama Does Not Fail -- AngerRush.com

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( DittoWatch.com ) -- AMERICA'S HEARTLAND, Mar 16, 2009 -- Most sane minimally educated people don't have the stomach nor the patience to listen to Rush Limbaugh's daily radio show. But since he is clearly the indisuptable head of the Republican Party, we at DittoWatch.com have committed ourselves to tune in every broadcast day, Monday thru Friday, in the interests of National Security and whatnot. Hehe. But seriously, mostly we review his "show" to hopefully make it actually enjoyable for everyone else with a brain who may now be listening in to see what imbecilic negative thing he says next.

For those who don't tune into the hatefest, it is important to note that for the last several months Limbaugh has been reporting every drop in the stock market with immense glee. And naturally, he's been attributing each and every negative tick to President Obama. He constantly glances over to the DOW Jones ticker hoping for more and more failure.

Anyway, last week, between HURLs (vomiting from the truth-twisting dishonest nauseating crap he spews out minute by minute), we noticed something interesting. As can be expected, Rush Limbaugh was blabbering on and on about all manner of economic nonsense. However, meanwhile, the DOW was making record gains for the year. And in an act of pure frustrated denial, Rush declared the following about America's troubled financial situation and Obama's intelligent responsible efforts to address and correct it:

"This war is lost!"

What we observed firsthand.

The truly interesting part about it all is that throughout his entire three-hour failure-fest, he never once mentioned that the stock market was moving up. Nor did he mention it in any way at all on the following day's three-hour hatefest. Obviously troubled by the postive news, he then called in sick for the rest of the week. To strategize how he could screw it all up somehow. This was no time to be on the radio, live, that's for sure.

So, while GOP Leader Limbaugh LOVES to talk down the economy (although he's never quite able to note who is actually responsible for the whole mess: his idiotic liar-buddy Bush and most of the other totally irresponsible self-serving members of the party Limbaugh now openly leads), Rush simply cannot bear it when the market is doing well under Obama's "watch".

And while Obama is President, Limbaugh sure as HELL is NOT going to be sharing ANY good news about the American economy on that _insanely_ popular radio show of his.

Instead, Chief Dittohead has squandered (some would even say 'abused') his daily mass audience opportunity to repeatedly state that he wants Obama to fail. This is well in keeping with his never having taken a single moment out of TWO three-hour broadcasts to inform all of his millions of Kool-aid-drinking Dittoheaded listeners that the DOW was indeed dramatically climbing last week. He couldn't even bring himself to make some sort of twisted lie about it. That shows much he dreads noting the Obama-related gains.

You see, the better the economy does, the angrier Rush gets.

And thanks to that sad pathetic fact, you can now do your part to help drive our national contempt-monger Rush Limbaugh completely nuts! How? By improving the economy, of course. By purchasing a T-shirt in his "honor". To counteract his small-minded, envious, greedy, contempt-mongering hopes for America's economic failure just because he doesn't like how most everyone admires President Obama and his great, loving, inspiring, hopeful attitude. He somehow considers this a threat against him personally. Go figure. Limbaugh is a textbook case.

Each broadcast, Limbaugh obsesses over Obama's high approval ratings.

It's really quite sad to listen to each day. He must have never been loved by anyone in his life, or something. One would almost feel guilty for hoping he fails if it weren't for the fact that he seriously negatively influences millions of people each day. We also hope that he finds love and peace someday. That would be better than his failing outright. Unfortunately, for the rest of the civilized world, he seems dead set against any such wonderful thing, so failure it is. His choice. He reaps what he sows. Just so long as it's his failure he receives, not the civilized world's failure, for which he so fervently hopes.

Project Improve.

We are a small start-up grassroots company devoted to making things better. We have a growing selection of T-shirts designed to help improve stuff by inpiring people to be optimistic, peace-loving, creative, innovative, amusing, responsible, loving, understanding, joyful, and most of all, helpful. The more t-shirts that are sold and delivered, the more jobs that are created, and the happier and more secure everyone is! And the angrier Rush gets. It's quite the fitting tribute to Limbaugh's hoping that Obama fails, isn't it?

Anyway, we intend to sell at least twenty million T-shirts just this year alone. Because that's how many listeners Limbaugh supposedly has per week. It's really more like 3 - 4 million a day, but surely we can match that 20 million number easily anyway. And when we sell all those 20MillionShirts.com, that's going to mean a whole lot of new jobs and positive economic activity. From the cotton-pickers, to the screen-printers, to the packaging people, to the delivery dudes.

Effectively turning Rush Limbaugh's sabotaging sour lemons into sweet lemonade. Perfect.

So please join us in this improvement effort by doing your small part to positively stimulate the economy and Anger Rush Today! Support intelligent creative efforts made for America's success instead of idiotic destructive hopes for its failure.

And while, admittedly, we certainly do hope that Rush Limbaugh fails in many many ways, when he continually hears about all of the sales of this tribute shirt, we definitely and sincerely hope that he finally succeeds in getting a clue for once in his (contempt-mongering) life.

And if you really want to have some fun with this, when you get your shirt, send us a picture of yourself wearing it, smiling, and perhaps even flashing a friendly peace sign, and we'll post your happy photo on our AngerRush.com wall of fame and possibly add it to our youtube video as well (both coming soon, so bookmark this page and check back regularly for further details).

Thank you so much for your helpful (and hopeful) support and participation!

Sincerely,
We The People

(Update: March, 17, 2009 -- Just came across this interesting article which echos much of what we've witnessed firsthand)

NOTE: In "honor" of Rush's previous clueless, mean-spirited, utterly disgraceful contempt-mongering, a portion of the proceeds from the sales of these 20MillionShirts.com will be donated to the Michael J. Fox Foundation For Parkinson's Research.

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